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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

The man can’t help himself

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The man can’t help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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    Proof that most humans haven’t developed one bit in the past million years

    • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Ever since man has become bipedal we have strived to piss off high points. Whomst are you to deny us the ways of our forefathers?

      • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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        One would think we could stop that, now that astronauts have pissed on the Moon itself.

        • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          It is not a conquest of mankind but of individuals.

    • Fuck spez
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      Show me a single deck that even existed more than a few thousand years ago.

    • illectrility
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      They actually sorta kinda have… a LOT. The whole transition to being farmers and stuff? Not only that, though, lots of stuff has been going on in and around our nuclei.

      Source/Further Reading: No, Humans Have Not Stopped Evolving | Scientific American

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      They had decks on their houses 1mil years ago?

      • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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        I don’t engage with trolls arguing in bad faith, except to tell them to fuck off :)

        • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Lolololol no u.

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        I mean, yeah? Early homo (erectus, habilis) were known for building things with natural materials, so it’s not inconcievable that they built huts and had decks for their huts.

        • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          https://duckduckgo.com/?q=did+homo+erectus+have+multi+story+huts+complete+with+decks&t=fpas&ia=web

          Yeah sorry not finding any evidence of that.

          • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            Yeah. I definitely said “multi-story” didn’t I? Curse my selective amnesia.

            I guess it’s completely inconceivable that our tool wielding ancestors felled trees and built huts raised from the forest floor. Inconceivable.

            • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              https://www.thespruce.com/difference-between-patio-and-deck-2736762

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