• @where_am_i@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    22•1 year ago

    exactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you’ll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself “da heck?” and will remember that you gotta go buy some.

    • ZloubidaEnglish
      8•1 year ago

      And then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don’t throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.

      • @EtherWhack@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2•1 year ago

        Or you start a game of shampoo bottle “toss” because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.