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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Every girl’s crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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Every girl’s crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • teft
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    200•1 year ago

    I would want to exude this energy:

    But I know I would exude this energy:

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      10•1 year ago

      I see that as a win also.

    • Maeve
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      5•1 year ago

      You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?

      • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        0•1 year ago

        Did you just type a stutter?

      • @psmgx@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        Explain

        • @Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          With $20, you could buy many peanuts.

          • @skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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            3•1 year ago

            Explain how!

        • Maeve
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          1•1 year ago

          Sores from syphilis lol.

        • @TassieTosser@aussie.zone
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          14•1 year ago

          Head lice.

          • Maeve
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            1•1 year ago

            :-D

      • @Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

        • Maeve
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          1•1 year ago

          Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?

    • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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      YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!

      Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.

      • @Rev3rze@feddit.nl
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        1•1 year ago

        Sounded perfectly to me!

    • MeatPilot
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      If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!

      Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.

      • @DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml
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        No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows

        • @fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I want you to know this was an angry upvote

        • @Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

      • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        9•1 year ago

        How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?

        • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          16•1 year ago

          He can get another boy for that.

          • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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            4•1 year ago

            Ah true

          • MeatPilot
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            Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.

            • @Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.

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