you’re aware humans have existed in the wild for millions of years and we regularly fucked other human species, ye? and people can be in relationships without having sex.
Goblins that are capable of intelligent speech and understanding and desiring the concept of a husband are well within the limits of acceptability.
Anatomically incompatible meaning… Well… You ever tried to put a sausage inside a garden hose?
Not since I was a kid, it fit but barely… It was a firehose though so idk if that counts.
yeah and it worked after i cut a bit off so what’s your point
Is this how circumcision works?
Yes.
Like i said, people can be in relationships without penetrative sex, or do you think lesbian marriages are invalid?
Get a goblin dildo and you’re good to go!
you still don’t need sex to have a valid relationship
True.
