You forgot the part where he makes everyone question their sexuality
I wouldn’t say I’m questioning it, Bob.
Sexuality is a spectrum and feeling attracted to Henry is a common trait.
If you’re a man and you’re not attracted to Henry Cavill, then you’re gay.
I’m not attracted, but I’d love to spend a Warhammer/Gaming weekend with him.
That’s not part of the cycle. That’s just a big status effect he permanently applies to people.
Not at all, if anything I feel affirmed. He seems like a really cool guy. A shame he keeps getting shafted.
Yeah, but I wouldn’t mind getting shafted… by Henry 👀
He might even take you to your prom
He is indeed a very handsome man.
I don’t see it. He just looks like a buff version of the guys in my family.
Hi can I fuck your family
Better to ask forgiveness than for permission.
I don’t think you should be applying that rule to sex.
Ah yes. Of course we always need consent for sexy times. But unless we are having them with confusedbythebasics specifically, they have no say.
Really wish you had gotten here sooner my man.
Eh, it’s ok. I forgive you.
All the Henry looking gents are in monogamous relationships I’m afraid.
