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  • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    32 months ago

    Ohhh, my parents are dirtier than Cards against Humanity. Some wisdom I’ve received from one of their visiting friends is “don’t use menthol mouthwash before going down on someone” and “pull anal beads like a lawnmower pull cord” 😉