• @NateNate60@lemmy.world
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    610 months ago

    This should be an option for all politicians. You can fake your own death, then you get put in to Witness Protection and can retire to a quiet, peaceful life on a ranch in Wyoming. Quit without having to deal with slack from party leaders.

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        110 months ago

        “No, man. I’m Edward Schmitt, but I get told that a lot, so I took up doing Biden impersonations. Wanna see some? Sad what happened to the real Biden though.”

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        110 months ago

        Not needed. They already escape war crimes.

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        310 months ago

        The first choice for me would obviously be to send them to the Hague, but we gotta realise that we can’t always get what we want 100% of the time, so I think quiet retirement is better than staying in power.

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          10 months ago

          I drove through Wyoming once and it was all grass and prairie dust on the side of the road except for a sign that said “Little America 100 miles” and further advertising every 20 miles until one that said “next exit”.

          So what is the “Little America” they hyped up? It’s a rest stop with a gift shop and a Sinclair fuel station 🥴