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@RonSijm@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 9 months ago

Whatever ‘Clean Code’ you write now, it’ll be shit eventually and in need of a complete rewrite

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Whatever ‘Clean Code’ you write now, it’ll be shit eventually and in need of a complete rewrite

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@RonSijm@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • @48954246@lemmy.world
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    61•9 months ago

    best think like grug

    grug even have whole section just for refactor code

    • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      8•9 months ago

      Finally, a development philosophy that sounds unambiguously correct.

    • @petey@aussie.zone
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      I feel like this is a perfect encapsulation of how an experienced self-aware developer thinks. Experience really beats the hard stances out of you. I find myself saying “it depends” and “a bit of column A, bit of column B” often, like a cheap kids toy

      • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        4•9 months ago

        Programming is the gradual collection of mantras.

    • @popcar2@programming.dev
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      28•9 months ago

      inexperienced big brain developer see nested loop and often say “O(n^2)? Not on my watch!”

      complexity demon spirit smile

      This hits too close to home.

      • magic_lobster_party
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        23•9 months ago

        New code is O(n log n), but the time benefits only kicks in when n is above 1 trillion. Otherwise it’s much slower.

        • @Beanie@programming.dev
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          And 90% of the time, n is about 3

          • @jdeath@lemm.ee
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            and 99.9% of the time it is less than 10

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