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The teenagers aren’t having enough sex?
This is a new one.
The kids are not alright. They’re starting to trade sex, drugs and rock and roll for anxiety, depression and crushing expectations.
Kids, that is just not the way! You’re supposed to have sex, do drugs, and listen to rock-‘n’-roll to avoid anxiety, depression and crushing expectations! Kids! You stupid motherfuckers!
They’re smarter than we were at their age.
Or maybe just better at sneaking around.
