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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Oh god, I feel this. Why can’t there be a sane language‽
It would have to be written by sane people.
But the Lord came down to see the
cityOS and thetowerapp the people were building. The Lord said, “If as one peoplespeakingprogramming the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the
cityOS. That is why it was called Babel—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.This message brought to you by TempleOS
Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?
Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.
Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn’t really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you’re doing something big it will become this meme.
Because no one likes Java.
Hahahahahhahaha
While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.
Java js
That’s an unfortunate typo
I mean javascript is java right? It’s in the name
Java²script
There are 2 types of programming languages
- The type everyone keeps complaining about
- The type no one uses
People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.
C exists
bash
