If he’s the one fixing all the destruction wrought by Kool-Aid Man, isn’t he the good twin? Which would of course make Kool-Aid Man… the evil twin!
He’s actually trapping people in, that’s why the Kool-Aid man has to burst through so many walls, he’s rescuing those people.
Okay, I like this lore.
Don’t fall for it, brother. It’s all Kool-Aid propaganda.
People in the know understand why we tell crazy people they’ve been on the Kool-Aid.
Their profiteering off of people’s thirst. Have you ever asked yourself why people get thirsty in the first place? It’s big-Kraft making you thirsty.
People in the know understand why we tell crazy people they’ve been on the Kool-Aid.
Because you’re unaware that Jim Jones was a cheapskate and bought knock-off “Flavor Aid” instead?
A Cask of
AmontilladoKool-Aid
But the goatee!
Valid argument
