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I’m not sure which of the scenarios that you imagined would be “fun” but… You do you.
The first one could be fun if its consentual, the second one obviously too. The third is just never fun, you are right.
Someone slipped on poop and slammed their head into the wall
I mean… maybe you have never done that on purpose but… loosen up, live a little, try it and you might like it even!? 😉