Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
How fat is she?
She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
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Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least
Just fat enough 😋
I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
Fuckin’ got them! Nice.
