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@Sleepzy@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 8 months ago

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  • @deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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    Kotlin user spotted

    • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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      3•8 months ago

      php too

      …but we don’t talk about php

      • @Sleepzy@feddit.itOP
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        2•8 months ago

        php doesn’t exist, php can’t hurt you

        • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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          1•8 months ago

          Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day

        • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          3•8 months ago
          You have absolutely nothing
          <?php
             well hello there again
          ?>
          to worry about. If PHP existed
          we would have sophisticated
          <?php
            I trust that life has
            been treating you well? 
          ?>
          methods of detecting it, and
          it would pose literally no
          <?php
            Don't open the door. It's me.
          ?>
          threat to anyone.
          
          • @fxdave@lemmy.ml
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            8 months ago

            aah my favorite template engine, I have seen it so long ago

    • @silasmariner@programming.dev
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      Nobody’s assuming Groovy these days then 😂

      • @chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz
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        2•8 months ago

        I’ve been working in Jenkins pipeline for a while now.

        Why the fuck is Groovy?

        • @silasmariner@programming.dev
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          Well Grails didn’t stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.

    • @DeprecatedCompatV2@programming.dev
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      8 months ago

      (run { this@comment.parent?.apply { this.value === true } } == true) ?: if ((this@comment.value as? Boolean) != true) false else true

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