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Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said “no thanks, I’ll just turn out the lights.”
Genius
Take my wife, please!
For here or to go?
That’s crazy. I literally heard this is exact joke today on a short; I think Warzone and dude was downed and his OPP said tell me a joke and if I laugh I’m let you live.
Wild to me that’s shit like this happens. Like never heard the joke then twice in a day.
Maybe that was me.
That would be crazier. Was it you?
