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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 5 months ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 5 months ago
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  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    18•5 months ago

    The germaphobia in me really want a version that is activated by a pedal that you step on.

    But then, I’d probably be too afraid of shared water fountains to begin with.

    • Nougat
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      16•5 months ago

      https://images.app.goo.gl/vseiP4iKwXPTjziT7

      • @argh_another_username@lemmy.ca
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        1•5 months ago

        Oh fucking hell!!!

      • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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        7•5 months ago

        🤮

        I have to use paper towels to open doors, and probably use hand sanitizer afterwards on top of that. This is just… (no words to describe)

        • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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          14•5 months ago

          You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that’s irony!

          • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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            5 months ago

            My brain decrees that touching a public door handle will kill me so this is my life 😓

            (I blame covid for this)

            • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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              11•5 months ago

              Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

              You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There’s nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to =)

              • @grue@lemmy.world
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                5 months ago

                you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to

                Tell that to my boss.

          • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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            6•5 months ago

            I’d rather not touch the bathroom door handle especially knowing quite a few people walk right out of a stall and skip the sink. It’s a very easy way to get sick.

        • Nougat
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          2•5 months ago

          That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      3•5 months ago

      I just use my knuckles, maybe even with my sleeve or shirt covering them.

      • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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        4•5 months ago

        Elbow for me XD

        • @pikmeir@lemmy.world
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          1•5 months ago

          Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-pole for me.

    • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      5•5 months ago

      The bottle filler is activated by proximity. I think that’s totally doable for the other part, too.

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