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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 4 months ago

Trolley problem

sh.itjust.works

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Trolley problem

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Sjmarf to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 4 months ago
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  • lime!
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    13•4 months ago

    wat

    • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      1•4 months ago

      I prefer the binary format over the text format of WASM.

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      3•4 months ago

      I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

      • lime!
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        7•4 months ago

        how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          10•4 months ago

          GOd will handle it 🙏

          • lime!
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            0•4 months ago

            oh so you haven’t actually done any of it.

            • Ricky Rigatoni
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              4•4 months ago

              I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

              • lime!
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                0•4 months ago

                you’re not very good at this

                • Ricky Rigatoni
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                  2•4 months ago

                  That’s what she said

                  • lime!
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                    2•4 months ago

                    you’d know

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