“I’m sorry, I didn’t know your trigger was s*y milk, do you need a safe space to calm down before facing the big scary coffee shop again?”
A proper response to someone giving you shit about soy milk or almond milk or any other type.
Or anyone who parrots Republicans and their AnTi-wOkEnEsS lines.
I am triggered by almond milk!
Because I am allergic, which is why I get oat milk.
Its also really bad for the environment. almonds require a lot of water to grow and guess where people decided to grow them… in a damn desert.
Yup, it’s best to avoid Californian Almonds. Luckily there are brands like Alpro who commit to sourcing their Almonds from Spain and Italy instead
On one hand, I agree. On the other hand, it tends to replace cow milk. Cow milk has quite a few ecological issues, even greater than those of almond milk.
Almond milk will get you sent to the bad place
I am allergic to all of them :(
Even oat? Ouch.
I am so sorry. That is more intense than my run of the mill nut and legume allergies.
Its not the nuts/oats but an (emulsifier?) additive they use in all of them. Actual coconut milk/cream is fine but not from a carton as ‘milk’.
You can always be the one drinking black coffee and nobody will admit that they are mildly in awe of you
Don’t be in awe of that. I drink it black because I have made poor decisions in my life, and the coffee is less bitter than I am.
🫢 holy shit
I do, its the only way.
Though coffee shops are getting smarter and making it with oat milk… without letting people know. Now I know why you tell anyone and everyone about your allergies.
