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The salad bars had kale
For decoration
Because it tastes like shit and the only possible purpose it could serve is as a prop
I’m sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.
Why bother when I can just squeeze the bottle directly into my mouth?
I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I’m not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.
Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.
Fair.
I would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.
You disgust me
If you got to know me you would be even more disgusted.
go on …
I’m just a terrible person, nothing fancy.
Well I’ve already got terrible person at home
