• Bob Robertson IX
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      1821 days ago

      Please, no blasphemy.

      Also, it didn’t start with Harambe… it started with the end of the world in 2012. Harambe was just another casualty of the Mayan Calendar.

      • @Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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        1321 days ago

        And the large hadron collider, which was first turned on in 2012, ending existence immediately - as predicted by the Mayans.

        • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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          421 days ago

          Right? We’re all dead, what you are experiencing is your last few moments of life stretched out into decades as the chemical and electrical events that in your brain, that keep track of time and interpreted your senses, slow and dull and flicker out. The last gasps and glimmers of a fleeting consciousness hurled into the dark.