I drank half the bottle of this delicious elixer and I’m queer, if I finish it will it turn me straight?

Is it only for straights?

panic intesifies

What will I tell my boyfriend?

For those that struggle to see the gold text on the red background (like my colorblind ass) the words “Straight Tea” are printed on the label of the half drank bottle. Roughly kn the middle.

    • katy ✨English
      3•11 days ago

      a) why is the ice cream a trans flag

      b) i love that the ice cream is a trans flag

    • djsoren19English
      2•11 days ago

      I cannot believe these are real, and now so desperately want one.

        • katy ✨English
          4•11 days ago

          it’s ok i have a shovel imma start digging tonight

        • djsoren19English
          2•11 days ago

          It blows my mind that humanity has apparently forgotten how to ship ice cream. I can get Cheezels and Shapes and Vegemite, but Australia doesn’t give out its Golden Gaytimes.