> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa
> prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground
> they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling 
> "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident"
> mfw its national news station with live coverage

Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”

I’d be down to bang any supernatural entity that solves Florida.

You know the movie “The end”? With Seth Rogan etc.

BIG DEMON PENIS XD

Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.

“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”