• @psud@aussie.zone
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    611 days ago

    The fish is screwed either way, it can’t dance and it has no ability to make a fist, its flipper is too inflexible

    Even if it were a bite contest, the fish has a much smaller mouth

    My money’s on the fem boy, unless it’s a swimming race

    • @dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 days ago

      the fish has a much greater psychological advantage over the femboy in a fight, though - I know I would run away from a fight with a Northern Pike, so I assume a shy, soft femboy would too.

      The femboy has an obvious advantage in the Ballroom over the fish, not only will the fish struggle to demonstrate Female Figure Realness, it has no practical way to strut or dance on the Ballroom floor - even with an accommodation of a long, large aquarium tank for the purpose, I have the feeling the Northern Pike has truly no capacity to meaningfully compete. It would have to win over the judges through sheer outsiderness and underdog sympathy.