My entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that’s not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
Live a little.
Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.
Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
Jackson Poolock
Same. I only shit in a public bathroom if it’s a dire emergency; like I am about to have diarrhea. Though I have sometimes thought it might be more sanitary to just shit my pants.
Assert your dominance and shit someone else’s pants.
One day, you will not have the luxury of choice
If you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
Neptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.
