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A good book can change your life

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A good book can change your life

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  • M68040 [they/them]
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    1•2 years ago

    FORTRANposting

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    3•2 years ago

    OK you got me.

  • @PeWu@lemmy.ml
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    82•2 years ago

    Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

    • @MickeySwitcherooney@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      39•2 years ago

      One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

      • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        … I realized I’m trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there’s a casual link?

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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        Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎

        • @PeWu@lemmy.ml
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          3•2 years ago

          The greatest racist that’s ever lived

          • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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            Vroom Vroom 🏎🏎🏎

        • hmmm
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          9•2 years ago

          “Life is race, be racist” - Random Internet user

          • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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            3•2 years ago

            my bars are big and they keep getting bigger that’s cause Jesus christ is my ______

  • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    I’m s simple

  • @EnderMB@lemmy.world
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    24•2 years ago

    This. This is how you get me to try your programming language.

  • NightoftheLemmy
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    0•2 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • IHeartBadCode
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    64•2 years ago

    Maybe I’m not Rusting enough.

    • @embed_me@programming.dev
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      8•2 years ago

      Correct.

      Source: am a crusty-asian

  • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    I am a simple man. I see Astolfo, I upvote.

  • @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    4•2 years ago

    It’s like a shower for developers

  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

    Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

    You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

    • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      5•2 years ago

      I dunno man… having “no macros” as a selling point?

    • @wischi@programming.dev
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      Zig isn’t even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.

      • @Nighed@sffa.community
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        19•2 years ago

        It finished even faster when it crashes right?

        • @frezik@midwest.social
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          3•2 years ago

          Development paradigms spearheaded by MySQL and PHP, where it was discovered that you can be really fast if you don’t care about getting the right answer.

    • @__ghost__@lemmy.ml
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      Never heard of zig before, thanks

    • @crispy_kilt@feddit.de
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      Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.

    • @unique_hemp@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Rust: works

      Zig: segmentation fault

      • space_comrade [he/him]
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        Also no higher-order functions like map, filter, reduce etc.

        Really weird design decision for a brand new language.

        Comptime is pretty dope tho, I wish Rust had that instead of relying on macros so much.

      • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

        • @ledtasso@lemmy.world
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          Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.

        • Blake Eastman
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          @CanadaPlus @unique_hemp the biggest difference is that they don’t make any memory changes invisibly

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Rust has cute crab

      Zig has scary lizard

    • Tekhne
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      I’d like to point out, the value add of Rust isn’t speed, it’s safety in a low-level language. C is also just as fast, it’s just that Rust guarantees safety in a wide class of potential catastrophic bugs with little to no runtime overhead, by using the design of the language and compiler.

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        That’s very true. My main issue though is the steep learning curve

  • Metal Zealot
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    Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

    • swab148
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      Let’s ask him @dessalines@lemmy.ml

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    removed by mod

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