That’s how Tom Haverford goes camping.
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If you can afford it, most things are legal.
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That’s my kinda camping - driving a mobile mansion into the not too deep woods, hopefully near a mall. I love that.
Nature ain’t got nothing on human ingenuity.
Look if my tent isn’t a five minute hike from a five star restaurant I’m gonna throw a five alarm tantrum.
A five minute hike? I just hope they have delivery options.
Is this the RV from A Goofy Movie?!
This might persuade my wife to go camping with me. But it’s far from guaranteed.
then i can’t camp in backcountry
Wouldn’t ya know, that’s exactly what they’re calling it. The Backcountry.
If cruise ships were busses
How many soldiers to the gallon does that get?
Now I’m torn on what’s better soldiers to the gallon or gallons to the mile
Just as confusing as real freedom units
Haha f*ck ive never heard of this
I don’t get it.
It sounds like a “war for oil” joke, but why would the number of soldiers/gallon depend on the vehicle?
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Yikes, this ain’t it chief.
Different vehicles have different miles per gallon. Eg a big camper will use more gas in one trip than a car.
Which would create a difference in soldiers per mile, but not per gallon, as a gallon isn’t more or less fuel based on the efficiency of the vehicle, right?
it always seemed to storm whenever we went camping when i was a kid, and that’s what all the campers looked like when you’re stuck in a little tent during one.
Either you had really bad planning or the universe seems to hate you for some reason
It’s nuclear powered
Considering that this thing won’t fit under any overpasses, the furthest you are going camping is your backyard.
Your comment has me wondering how far I could go without going under an overpass. Hmm. Probably pretty far, by sticking to secondary roads.
Don’t worry, the overpasses have also been redesigned by AI.
That’s it in expanded camping mode, it all folds back down to the size of a 1979 vw split window camper.
“Please ensure all people and pets have been removed from the vehicle before transformation.”
Did Clarence Thomas get donated a new RV, what does his handles need him to vote on now?
Its NOT camping if you don’t sleep in a tent.
What if I wander in the woods for a few days and don’t sleep?
Then you should switch to mellower drugs.
Relevant username. What stuff in particular do you recommend? /s
For a nice little sleep in the woods? Cannabis edibles.
This has a tent that pops-up over the king size bed in the master bedroom.
Where’s the goddamn water slide?
That’s only in the deluxe package. But if you ask me, those deluxe package buyers are a bunch of casual campers.
I am positive that roof is supporting a jacuzzi
That’s when it gets called glamping.