1.poop 2.bidet
People shit for 45 mins?
I know right?
This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids
It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.
I just can’t. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it’s been a chore.
Eating salad with seeds (especially lax seeds) with every big meal has helped me tremendously. So has eating soup every second/third day. … Although, so has cutting coffee and cigarettes and switching to tea. 😁
It’s a process. Try different stuff, see how your gut reacts, maybe you don’t have to change as much as you think.
That one thing should probably be “see a doctor”.
Why not save time and stomp it in the shower?
Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.
This is da way
This is why I like my bidet.
THANKS BIDET
This joke is a blast.
Like a bidet.
Metamucil time
