Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert
Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?
My wife: EVER… GREEN. Ffs they’re coniferous
Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius
Ah I see your confusion, Evergreen’s get stuck in canals, coniferous are the ones that get stuck with their leafs.
Evergreen never change their underwear
Conifer deez nuts
It’s the shorter day, akshually
Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.
- deciduous gang
“HEY. FUCK YOU.” -Coniferous gang
When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?
not quite sure,
i always thought, it was more of a grassroots movementIt started as a grassroot movement
Must have got root access
idk. i’ll check the logs.
Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it
Whatever it may be, I think they won’t leave
Woodn’t you like to know?
it’s the mycelium actually
imagine being the same boring green all year
This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
this comment was paid by the deciduous gang
Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here!
Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous
How treecist. 😅
Why not both?
- message sponsored by larch
Now I feel the desire to watch some education videos on the larch
Trans trees are trees.
Cries in Tamarack.
Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂
“Bitch, am I invisible?!”
- The Larch
I think “imagine” could take the top spot from “well ackshually…” as the cringiest way to start a sentence.
