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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Where are you headed?

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Where are you headed?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    'Murika

    • @JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca
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      1•1 year ago

      The only place with prisons that are near places that have names amirite

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    27•1 year ago

    Plot twist: all of them are for the same place.

    • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      28•1 year ago

      • @YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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        25•1 year ago

        I have a strong feeling your prompt was literally just “cotton lane prison surprise zoo”

        • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          Pretty close.

          prison suprise cotton zoo strange scenery featuring

          • umulu
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            2•1 year ago

            Stable diffusion?

          • @SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            Dall-e?

  • @ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works
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    12•1 year ago

    Why is zoo in red 😳

    • @CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      If the prisoners are bad they go into the cages of the most dangerous animals while the zoo is closed /s

    • @beckerist@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      Actual answer for anyone curious: In the US, most public points of interest are marked by brown signs (parks, libraries, zoos, historical sites, etc.)

      • Nougat
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        16•1 year ago

        And “traveler facilities” are blue, right? Camping, gas/food/lodging, hospital, rest areas?

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          I’m trying to remember what I see every day now… I’m sure hospitals and the signs for food/lodging are blue. Maybe airports and train stations too?

          When I picture signs for camp grounds, I imagine them as brown, but I could be wrong.

          • @grue@lemmy.world
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            6•1 year ago

            Why bother remembering when you can just look it up in the MUTCD?

          • Nougat
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            https://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/services/publications/fhwaop02084/index.htm

            The use of red on signs is limited to stop, yield, and prohibition signs.
            A white background indicates a regulatory sign;
            yellow conveys a general warning message;
            green shows permitted traffic movements or directional guidance;
            fluorescent yellow/green indicates pedestrian crossings and school zones;
            orange is used for warning and guidance in roadway work zones;
            coral is used for incident management signs;
            blue indicates road user services, tourist information, and evacuation routes;
            and brown is for guidance to sites of public recreation or cultural interest.

        • QuinceDaPence
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          6•1 year ago

          Blue is just “informational”

          Anything from upcoming ammenities to what radio station you should tune to for information during evacuations (hurricane evacuation routes have these regularly)

          • @ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works
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            Ohhh so that’s why “info” type components (toasts, modals, divs, whatever) are styled in blue for every CSS bootstrapping kit.

    • @underwire212@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      🚨DANGER🚨ZOO🚨

  • @Astarii_Tyler@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Its so wierd seeing memes about where you live

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      15•1 year ago

      I hope prison is treating you well.

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        Surprise! He actually lives in a zoo.

  • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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    Surprise, zoos are prisons, but you can buy cotton candy there, Lane.

  • @Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh hey, I know where this is. I’ve been here before. This is near Surprise, Arizona.

    Cotton Lane is a road with cotton fields on either side of it for miles. There’s a prison nearby as well as the town of Surprise and the local zoo. This is all near Luke Air Force Base, west of Phoenix.

    • @Gingernate@programming.dev
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      Yes this is correct, west valley checking in!

  • Nougat
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    4•1 year ago

    I’m headed to go camping near the Cotton Lane Surprise Prison Zoo, why do you ask?

  • @RORSCHACH@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

  • @Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3•1 year ago

    People prison Surprise Animal Prison

  • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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    “For your birthday we will visit your father at prision, then I have a surprise for you, and then we will got to the zoo.”

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