MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

I haven’t played any games for quite a while. I don’t remember…

RimWorld… I’m not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was… removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Blowing up a shark

Spreading democracy

I’m not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I’ll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion’s questline)

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Elden Ring… soo… lots of murder