Well it’s definitely not straight
Straight like spaghetti
Straight until it gets moist.
I wish this post had been titled lesbian rule.
But then how will the people know I am witty and clever? How?
well, that rule certainly isn’t straight
So are people from Lesbos all called Lesbians?
I thought they were American
Yes, technically my father is a straight Lesbian.
Gay women are called lesbians because the woman credited with being the first historically confirmed homosexual woman, the Greek poet Sappho, was from Lesbos.
Ah, so because I am a transgender woman, I am a Roman!
Roman, let’s go bowling!
See also: sapphic.
And Sapphire! All those blue gems are gay as fuuuuck
Probably not. “Sappho” has Greek origins, “sapphire” is Hebrew is origin. They’re likely not connected.
I’ve seen Steven Universe, I can confirm.
It is literally where the word Lesbian comes from. It meant the people of Lesbos way before it were associated with homosexual women.
But some people from Lesbos are more lesbian than others.
Only people from Lesbos are lesbian, the others are sparkling wine
I feel like this would work better if you replaced wine with homosexuals, but now I’m ruining it more by adding this…
Probably yeah, but Im not that funny
:(
If you edit your comment, and Cethin deletes theirs, and you delete this one, and I delete mine, you can be a comedic genius for whoever reads it later!
Thats the equivalent of thinking of a really witty reply in the shower days after the altercation, Im pathetic but not THAT pathetic
Lesbians Rule, in this case, literally.
that’s some rule you got there
