@Twinkletoes

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Sorry Jon

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Même

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

I love hating on things 😋

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

Lures are not gay fish!

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

~ George Carlin

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

Is a single piece of bread with stuff on it a sandwich?

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

Step on me mommy

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

The Hudsucker Proxy

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

“You know, for kids.”

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

{ ㅜ _ ㅜ }

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

We just need another good pandemic 😷

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

Man’s laughter

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 10 months ago

Why the long face?

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 11 months ago

And some pickles 🥒

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 11 months ago

Stretchification

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · edit-2 1 year ago

Man go 🥭

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

Straight like spaghetti

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 1 year ago