“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
Patience, please, while I consider my next move.
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?
lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does
Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man’s got a mind like a steel trap
Nice breasts
That’s exactly how I like my anal beads
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
J’adoube!
Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered ‘adjust’, and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.
First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
For a cat.
Who can last five minutes in bed?! That’s a ridiculously high standard.
It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it’s speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.
White knight takes black queen.
Google it.
Holy hell!
“That move has left me wide open”
“…shit, I forgot about the bishop”
“Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile”
“Hey! No butt help!”
“you’re getting mated”
