No, you’re too kind; I couldn’t, thank you.
He insists…
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Your sword bounces off, and he remains unharmed for he is given immortality by the donut.
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I explain how I was made to feel a worthless burden as a child and that to this day I still feel completely unworthy of even the tiniest act of kindness.
I profusely apologise.
He understands and gives you a healing hug. You feel more self-compassionate. Surprisingly, you feel that everything is going to be ok.
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So what’s your primary stat?
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This hits home… I didn’t know about the Hag fight and the +1 to stats in Baldur’s Gate 3.
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I had already lost an eye so I couldn’t do that. Sad times.
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You are now blessed headed into the weekend. Whatever you are working on will turn out just right.
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No. He’s being hospitable out of nature, but needs the nutrients more.
Gracefully decline, maintaining dignity all around.
Keep your friend’s offer of generosity in the front of your mind. Offer it back or use it as a patience / grace battery later
He likes your style. You are now his friend. You get to go on cool adventures in the forest and learn how to play dead.
I will bring more donuts
Only a fool would look a gift doughnut in the opossum
Of the doughnut, or by the possum?
Your choice.
One “by the possum,” please.
You start to feel funny. Your bones and muscles start to change shape. Beautiful shiny fur grows out of your skin. You are now the opossum king. Good luck ruling your kingdom!
There needs to be a third option that says “shoo! shoo! Get out of the cats food! (shakes broom menacingly)”
