I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!
Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
Sounded perfectly to me!
You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
Did you just type a stutter?
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Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
Explain
Head lice.
:-D
Sores from syphilis lol.
With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
I see that as a win also.
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
He can get another boy for that.
Ah true
Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.
This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
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I was thinking reviewbrah vibes
Perhaps it is this man’s display of the wealth required to buy these dandy clothes which procures said marriage proposals.
Meanwhile I, despite flawless erudition, am judged by my daily wear of “wife beater” apparel. I blame the casual utterance of such profanities.
If my tank top offends any woman for being wife beater toppage, I say to her “Madam, I have no wife. Would you please to hand me another beer from yonder fridge?”
Perhaps it’s all in his head.
And perhaps you, dear fellow, exist only in your own head, which itself exists inside the room you’re in, which is furthermore in your head as well.
Sure!
We call those “vests” it sleeveless shirts in Australia, and they don’t have any bad image, they just suggest the wearer exercises or is very bothered by heat, or (with the plain white ones) has taken off a button-up shirt
this whole thread hurts me. ugh
guy makes his own clothes, or at least that was the case originally.
i have big respect. let the man slay. you’re welcome to your wife-beaters, and others are welcome to their finery.
i mean making your own clothes, especially fancy olden time ones, is not something poor people in the west can do. It takes soooo much time that you need to spend working an actual job so you can earn money to buy food.
The post you’re replying to is painfully obviously a joke
the intended tone is clearer to me this morning. look, i’m part of a niche fashion community and other people can get very weird about it. i think i was responding with my frustration toward multiple comments + my own experiences.
I weep for thy sanity, to live amongst such foppery.
Hard to gauge a persons wealth by their clothes in today’s world.
Just reminded me, when I was 21 my credit card had a 500 limit but I was asked to travel. Company cards were NOT a thing here, only the CFO had one so they were forced to put me up places with a corporate account. Because of this was staying in a very ritzy four star hotel near silicon valley for a whole month and I had a Sunday check in to get settled. Being young broke and largely oblivious to social norms in a way only a lower class homeschooled kid with ADHD could be I showed up for check in warring ripped khaki rock climbing pants and a stretched out Ramones tanktop with a flannel tied around my waste. The old folks behind me were talking under their breath about how " you really cant tell" and new internet money is changing all the rules. Lmfao they had no idea that I couldnt afford more than the rental car deposit
It’s ‘waist’ when referring to your belt or belly button line
I’m on a pretty good income, my partner and I can afford a one month overseas holiday every year or so and I dress in a mix of jeans off the internet, chosen for their lifespan, and hawaiian shirts from a mass market fashion store
I dress brightly, not at all expensively. When I dressed a lot like this as a kid in the '80s I had to change before the family went to a club for dinner in order to meet the dress code. The clubs are more relaxed now.
You really can’t judge people’s wealth on their dress standards, though there is class encoded in clothes
Ha looks like you found a missed steak
He’s a tailor, and makes the clothes himself.
Good grief.
The fairer sex sees not but the belligerent blustering of a bedswerving bobolyne!
live poetry
This joke would work better if you knew how to use words like “profanities”, “toppage”, and “yonder” correctly
There’s always somebody who sees an “iamverysmart” joke post as a personal threat.
More power to them.
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I’m not digging the blue and red outfit but the other two are dripping.
I’d marry him
They’re just after his chocolate factory.
add 30 years and you have yourself a jacob rees mogg
If you’re gonna go through all the trouble to dress weird at least pick an attire that looks cool
I’m okay with men in corset, bra, girdle, shapewear in general., thongs (must get a Brazilian wax, for the look, ofc)and stilettos. 8 hours, consecutively, that’s it (under wires optional, I’m not that cruel).
I guess there really is no accounting for taste. I guess it’s lucky he’s not trying to impress you
Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!Pepe, tell me. What is a plethora?
Wasn’t it supposed to be El Guapo?
And you don’t know what a plethora is?!!
It was el guapo asking Pepe…
Very, very much a lot
I say! Someone managed to outcringe fedoras! Jolly well done, that chap.
Just because you’re insecure doesn’t mean everyone is.
Fedora > bowler
Cheerio!
Pip pip
While very cool, I have to say I was not expecting the stripteases in all of his videos
For real, grow up and show us your cock already 😡
Oh no.
OnlyBooster™
This is dated 2019. Covid probably took care of THAT.
Historic tailoring is that gentleman’s business. I doubt the pandemic affected it much
…what?
THAT !
That!
When did this go out of style? We need more people like this guy.
Surprisingly recently. There are photos and film of men dresses like this at work. Perhaps after WW2, in the age of cheap mass market clothes.
Another casualty of Climate Change
