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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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  • @Nsh@lemmy.ca
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    48•2 years ago

    The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not

    • @dan@upvote.au
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      after his children My

      I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.

      • The Ramen Dutchman
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        It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.

    • @thank_me_its_friday@feddit.de
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      17•2 years ago

      Then what’s about MongoDB?

      • @WindInTrees@lemmy.world
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        14•2 years ago

        Hi, it’s me, Mongo.

    • @cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      deleted by creator

  • @AlmostEveryoneSucks@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    0xCAFEBABE

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    43•2 years ago

    MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids

    • Oliver
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      26•2 years ago

      His first kid was called „My“?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.

        • WhiteHotaru
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          My

          1. The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
          2. My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
          3. Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)

          See: https://www.nordicnames.de/namefinder/

      • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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        3•2 years ago

        Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations

      • Stefen Auris
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        14•2 years ago

        That or SQL

        • @TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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          11•2 years ago

          Little Bobby Tables

    • ValiantDust
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      5•2 years ago

      Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.

    • @bob_wiley@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee
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    30•2 years ago

    Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff

    If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)

  • @ch00f@lemmy.world
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    41•2 years ago

    I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.

    • IWantToFuckSpez
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      16•2 years ago

      I heard NeXT was named after his ex wife.

    • originalucifer
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      9•2 years ago

      he really should have tried it on a third product, thats where the comedy is

  • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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    41•2 years ago

    DEADB33F

    • MrJukes
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      13•2 years ago

      You should get a different nickname for your partner.

      • @JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

    • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏
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      7•2 years ago

      Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪

      • @jarfil@beehaw.org
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        face:b00c::1

    • synae[he/him]
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      17•2 years ago

      CAFEBABE

      • @jarfil@beehaw.org
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        deleted by creator

  • stephfinitely
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    78•2 years ago

    This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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      var LogicGate = map[string]string{
          "OR": "OR",
          "AND":  "AND",
          "NOT": "NOT",
          "NOR": "NOR",
          "NAND": "NOR",
          "XOR": "XOR",
      }
      
      func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) {
          _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)]
          if ok {
              return true
          } else {
              return false
          }
      }
      
      func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) {
          inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ")
          var phrase1 strings.Builder
          var phrase2 stringa.Builder
          var gateString string
          for word := range inSplit {
              if isLogicGate(word) {
                  if len(gateString) < 1{
                      gateString = word
                  } else {
                      phrase2.WriteString(word)
                  }
              } else {
                  if len(gateString) < 1{
                      phrase1.WriteString(word)
                  } else {
                      phrase2.WriteString(word)
                  }
              }
          }
          boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String())
          boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String())
          switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) {
              case "OR":
                  return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil
              case "AND":
                  return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil
              case "NOT":
                  return (!boolPhrase2), nil
              case "NOR":
                  return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil
              case "NAND":
                  return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)
              case "XOR":
                  orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)
                  nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2))
                  return (orRes && nandRes), nil
              default:
                  return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString)
          }
      }
      
      func main(){
          answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.")
          if err != nil {
              fmt.Println(err)
          }
          fmt.Println(answer)
      }
      
      • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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        3•2 years ago

        You make want to cry, when are we marrying?

        I want a divorce

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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          2•2 years ago

          Sorry, merge conflict :(

      • @wallmenis@lemmy.one
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        3•2 years ago

        isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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          6•2 years ago

          Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.

          • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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            Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and pkg install vim (or nvim if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.

      • qaz
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        6•2 years ago
        if ok {
            return true
        } else {
            return false
        }
        

        Why?

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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          4•2 years ago

          Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.

      • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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        13•2 years ago

        Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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          4•2 years ago

          Fair.

    • @AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      2•2 years ago

      From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true

  • Poggervania
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    11•2 years ago

    Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

  • @bear_with_a_hammer@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 years ago

      Might be odd, depending on your current system.

      GeDoSaTo 0.21.2310 “How Could Hell Be Any Worse”

    • snowe
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      50•2 years ago

      Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.

      • R0cket_M00se
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        11•2 years ago

        Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol

  • originalucifer
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    11•2 years ago

    duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had “wendy filters”… which were essentially ‘my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit’… but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature ‘wendy filters’

  • Tb0n3
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    9•2 years ago

    Debian would like a word.

  • Cool Beance
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    X: “Your code isn’t working because there’s something missing at the end of this line”

    Y: “Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?”

    That’s rizzzz with a Z++.

    Step up, song makers. Don’t get tied up in your chords

    • swab148
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      Me trying to write a love song: Crap, I just re-wrote “Giant Steps”

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

    She did not think that was romantic.

    • @wviana@lemmy.eco.br
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      4•2 years ago

      'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.

    • @UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works
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      54•2 years ago

      there are so many things wrong with this

      • @Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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        44•2 years ago

        I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”

        • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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          57•2 years ago

          I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

          • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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            23•2 years ago

            Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.

            • @ech0@lemmy.world
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              I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!

              Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

              • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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                you’re way cooler than a robot

                See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣

          • I Cast Fist
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            3•2 years ago

            So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy

        • @tehmics@lemmy.world
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          I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum

    • @SatyrSack@lemmy.one
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      3•2 years ago

      I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      8•2 years ago

      I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.

  • @cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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    142•2 years ago

    Pay for dinner

    • @Leo_agiad@sh.itjust.works
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      13•2 years ago

      This man fights in the shade.

    • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      34•2 years ago

      For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.

    • @Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      lmfao savage

  • @geekworking@lemmy.world
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    168•2 years ago

    You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

    Deb + Ian = Debian.

    • Stefen Auris
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      6•2 years ago

      Literally came here to say this lol

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      43•2 years ago

      I bet they’ve broken up since

      • andrew
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        11•2 years ago

        Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?

      • @MrothersInArms@lemmy.zip
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        97•2 years ago

        The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name

        Wiki

        • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          Debra must be so pissed by now

          • @hansl@lemmy.ml
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            “I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”

            • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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              1•2 years ago

              This explains a lot.

        • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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          55•2 years ago

          “Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.

          • @Brahm1nmam@lemmy.sdf.org
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            19•2 years ago

            Peak efficiency

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