The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
Then what’s about MongoDB?
Hi, it’s me, Mongo.
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MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids
His first kid was called „My“?
Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
My
- The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
- My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
- Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)
Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
That or SQL
Little Bobby Tables
Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.
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Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff
If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)
I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.
I heard NeXT was named after his ex wife.
he really should have tried it on a third product, thats where the comedy is
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You should get a different nickname for your partner.
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Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪
face:b00c::1
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This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.
var LogicGate = map[string]string{ "OR": "OR", "AND": "AND", "NOT": "NOT", "NOR": "NOR", "NAND": "NOR", "XOR": "XOR", } func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) { _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)] if ok { return true } else { return false } } func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) { inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ") var phrase1 strings.Builder var phrase2 stringa.Builder var gateString string for word := range inSplit { if isLogicGate(word) { if len(gateString) < 1{ gateString = word } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } else { if len(gateString) < 1{ phrase1.WriteString(word) } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } } boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String()) boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String()) switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) { case "OR": return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil case "AND": return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil case "NOT": return (!boolPhrase2), nil case "NOR": return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil case "NAND": return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2) case "XOR": orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2) nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)) return (orRes && nandRes), nil default: return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString) } } func main(){ answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.") if err != nil { fmt.Println(err) } fmt.Println(answer) }
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
Sorry, merge conflict :(
isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?
Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and
pkg install vim
(ornvim
if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
if ok { return true } else { return false }
Why?
Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.
Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
Fair.
From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.
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Might be odd, depending on your current system.
GeDoSaTo 0.21.2310 “How Could Hell Be Any Worse”
Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.
Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol
duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had “wendy filters”… which were essentially ‘my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit’… but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature ‘wendy filters’
Debian would like a word.
X: “Your code isn’t working because there’s something missing at the end of this line”
Y: “Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?”
That’s rizzzz with a Z++.
Step up, song makers. Don’t get tied up in your chords
Me trying to write a love song: Crap, I just re-wrote “Giant Steps”
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.
I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!
Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.
you’re way cooler than a robot
See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣
So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy
I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum
I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!
Pay for dinner
This man fights in the shade.
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
lmfao savage
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
Literally came here to say this lol
I bet they’ve broken up since
Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
Debra must be so pissed by now
“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”
This explains a lot.
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Peak efficiency