I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn’t think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.
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So what did the driver look like?
He looked lost and overwhelmed by the discussion that his family in the car was having.
We saw one in person last week and couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it looked.
I don’t know… seems expensive. In my experience, my face is more than enough and I got that for free.
No king your face is not as effective as the truck it has 100% to a face rate is 50% at best
Really? Maybe the problem was my personality all along…
No the effect you can self criticism means you r good on that department and i know some ugly mtf with shit personality have more more relationships then they should I think it’s confidence my friend
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Calculator wristwatches
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It’s not supposed to look like that up close reality is just glitching and showing the far away model at every view distance
Bring back mumps for teen boys! Antivaxx for the win!
TBH it would be funnier without the image of the Cybertruck. Then the punchline would be a surprise.
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I’m misogynistic and want women to be subservient to me! Why can’t I find true love?!
That is probably a pretty big market.
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The movement itself is, but the hat itself technically won’t kill you.
Well, it could cause you to die, but that’s more of an affiliation thing.
It kills giants!? Someone call Thor!
*cybertruck-like-object
What is the relation between those two things lol
Is this a serious question?
Yes I was tired and missed the joke, but now I see it lol
Frankly the downvotes are even funnier because of how stupid the whole thing is, gotta admit
It’s stupid, but it suggests buying a cyber truck is its own form of birth control.
Jessica only procreates with men who have nicer cars.
Rather, less stupid cars.
There’s a certain type of guy that wants a cybertruck. Most women would want to avoid that type of guy, and certainly wouldn’t want to accidentally procreate with them. So the cybertruck is the ultimate cock block for the good of all humankind.
Nothing signals ones distaste for Musk more than tweeting about it on his platform.
Thats obviously from mastodon, not twitter.
Oh, you’re right
To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.
Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:
Yeah, choose cybertruck over Jessica.
Solves all problems.
I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.
My wife called me two days ago saying “GUESS WHAT’S FUCKING BEHIND ME!”. She was nearly home, and told me to run to the front window and look down the street toward the intersecting road. She turned onto our street, and moments later that stupid piece of shit went zooming by on the main road. I couldn’t believe it. It was even dumber in person. I was so delighted she helped make that sighting happen, though.
Funnily enough, in the military they have those big thick glasses they call BCG which stands for “Birth Control Glasses”
The microplastics is free!
you mean women are not attracted to rich men, really ?
I’m not for one. I’d like someone mature financially, but rich people are all narcissistic.
A woman married me, so apparently not always.
