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DankDingleberry to memes@lemmy.world • 7 months ago

how dare they

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    7 months ago

    I can tell you’re not an American, OP.

    Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦‍♂️

    • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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      15•7 months ago

      Ah, kph/“kills per hour”. My favorite American unit of speed.

      • @BluesF@lemmy.world
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        5•7 months ago

        No, that’s also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.

      • Flying Squid
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        5•7 months ago

        Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.

        We’re talking about kphC.

    • @Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10•7 months ago

      I’m considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.

      • @the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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        3•7 months ago

        It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

    • @TheFrirish@jlai.lu
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      1•7 months ago

      Professional Americaning

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well

  • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    9•7 months ago

    Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units

  • @Okokimup@lemmy.world
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    59•7 months ago

    I think you mean round child.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      43•7 months ago

      Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

      • @casmael@lemm.ee
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        7•7 months ago

        That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise

        • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          4•7 months ago

          You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.

          • @casmael@lemm.ee
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            3•7 months ago

            I thought this was taking place in a vacuum

            • @RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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              1•6 months ago

              You’ll still roll without air. Air has a negligible, if anything negative, impact on rolling.

    • Jolteon
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      3•7 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @davidgro@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.

  • @hihi24522@lemm.ee
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    If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity

    • @SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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      3•7 months ago

      Square child per bullet then?

  • @MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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    8•7 months ago

    Lol bullets per square child. I’m going to hell if I wasn’t already

  • @PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    7•7 months ago

    I can’t even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There’s A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh

    • @Wogi@lemmy.world
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      I read that in an incomprehensible British accent

  • @Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    5•7 months ago

    That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    1•7 months ago

    hot dog

  • @rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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    5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km

  • Possibly linux
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    4•7 months ago

    I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much

    • @mastazi@lemmy.world
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      6•7 months ago

      I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch

    • Flying Squid
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      1•7 months ago

      They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you’re done with the milk.

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