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He came not to be served, but to serve…
…,you your own ass!
He gonna be distributing PAIN
Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.
“Turn the other cheek” practice.
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The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.
Show up at 6:00 to find out!
This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I’ll see you outside in the parking lot!
Chof God!
Fightin’ the good fight
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It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.
“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”
Oh… fighting huh.
And on the 7th day, god said, “I’m going to beat the living shit out of you, bro”
No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
Gonna kick your ass after church dude, because you’re wrong
See ya next Monday.
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No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.
