If YouTube has taught me anything, you can 'busa swap everything.

The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.

I avoid this problem by putting on “10 hours of The Only Thing They Fear is You”

Even if I fall asleep there’s no restarting, maximum ripping, maximum tearing.

I love setting my auto cruise control and watching everyone flood in front of me to just go the same speed they were going behind me.

The temp gauge on your car s iintended to be in the middle. If it goes up to not quite red, do you pull over? Or rev the fuck out of the engine until it blows up?

America revs that bitch relentlessly news at nine.

You know if online arguing and down voting make them happy I guess

None of the affixed features to social media do much for me when their entire purpose is engagement farming for the most part.

So I can be right and they can fulfill their dopamine filled social media binge.

Discount? Do you know how hard I had to work to torment those souls?

It’s a feature, the souls keep small rodents and children from congregating too long…

Larry can’t either but with a little few minor changes to his resume he won’t reveal…

Every og Xbox with the unlabeled Linkin Park, SOAD, Korn, etc to the brim. Memories.

They don’t usually dodge by claiming act of God.

It’s more like cutting estimates by 90% and threatening adjuster jobs if they don’t.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-family-hurricane-ian-insurance-payout-accusations-60-minutes/

Damn that’s an oldin’

It sounds insane, because it is, but I take a map of the best Internet and tell my realtor “in here if possible.”

This also depends on life cuz sometimes… Cheap is fine.