I feel like some punctuation was missed…
I think it was intentionally left out to show it was said in one breath. You should read it like a fire and brimstone preacher is reading it I think.
For me it’s got those “I’m 14 and this is deep” vibes that paradoxically only “eloquent” boomers post on social media
How dare you say that about Patton Oswalt. That man is a national treasure.
Not my nation not my treasure I guess? Sorry I’m not cultivated like that 💀 What is he known for/why is he not just another dad on social media?
A great actor and comedian. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is some of his work.
I think it’s a joke hinging on the contrast between the cute picture and the apocalyptic message.
Makes sense, I didn’t know the guy at all apparently. Having looked him up it’s less funny to me tbh
Flensing is the removing of the blubber or outer integument of whales, separating it from the animal’s meat. Processing the blubber into whale oil was the key step that transformed a whale carcass into a stable, transportable commodity. It was an important part of the history of whaling.
