this should’ve been made by someone who has seen a diagram before
I just want to know who put anonymity bars over the sunglasses!
Yeah. Maybe just don’t use pictures of kids AT ALL.
The mistake that everyone keeps making is assuming that when they say “traditional family” they mean the “husband, wife, and 2.5 kids” nuclear family. That’s not what they want. They are looking at an older tradition. They want slaves and concubines back.
They want slaves and concubines back.
IE an actual traditional family, as very well defined in the Old Testament / Tanakh.
When you get to the New Testament, you end up with the uberconservative push for making divorce illegal citing Jesus himself.
Matthew 19:3-9
3 And Pharisees came up to him and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful to divorce one 's wife for any cause?”
4 He answered, "Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female,
5 and said, ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?
6 So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate."
7 They said to him, “Why then did Moses command one to give a certificate of divorce and to send her away?”
8 He said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.”
Notice how the presumption here is that only a man can divorce his wife, not the other way around.
The rule of Moses as understood by the Pharisee is that a man can serve a woman divorce papers, and that’s that.
What they can all agree on is women are second class citizens and should be subordinate to men.
Paul is quite famous for not permitting women to speak:
1 Corinthians 14:34
the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.
After my mom divorced my dad, we moved in with her parents because we had no money. The condition was that we had to start going to their extreme, King James Bible is the literal word of god, church. They preached this lesson a lot and it really messed my mom up. Luckily around the time I was 12, and already an atheist, we stopped going.
I come from a similar religious background, though my parents very obviously hate each other, never divorced, both constantly trying to get a middle school aged me to take their sides in arguments, traingulating everything, always, all the time, later escalating to trying to force various mental health condition diagnoses on each other and myself via quack doctors and institutions with dubious at best qualifications and track records.
I stopped talking to my family years ago, but if my ability to search through public records is accurate, it looka like my brother, his schizophrenic former FLDS cult member girlfriend and my mom rent and live in a two bed house in a suburb, and my dad lives in a trailerhome 60 miles away out in the sticks.
I’m sorry, I hope the PTSD hasn’t screwed you up too bad. It’s definitely one of the reasons for my mental health issues. I went to a Church of Christ. This is the only name allowed for a church in this sect, because Jesus said build the church in my name in the king James version. So anyone who calls a church anything else is obviously going to hell.
They take the book that’s been translated again and again and again, with books added and removed, and say it is the literal word of god because all the translators received divine inspiration. It would be a silly joke if they hadn’t hurt so many people. Almost all my family is dead now. What sect were you in?
Traditional royal family
Including the incest.
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You cut out the part that shows they’re sitting on a statue of two parrots fucking
The mistake that everyone makes is thinking that what they say, and where they go on Sunday has anything to do with how they feel and how they vote. They vote in a self serving and short sighted way. Their religion is irrelevant to who they actually are.
The other guy in the oval office cheated on all three of his wives, and paid off at least one of his mistresses in an attempt to keep her quiet, so…
These aren’t just family values, no sir, these are discount family values! Think of the savings!
Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.
Real pack of twits there… The willing participants of course, not the victims.
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Pretty sure all of his children are through IVF. It’s a requirement for him that they be XY chromosomes. The kid he disowned is his only daughter who is trans.
Looks like Elon used a random name generator in a MMORPG to name his kids
I’m laughing so hard at unnamed, techno, exa and strider.
I see Azure. Where’s AWS? Oracle? Alibaba?
Idk where X is
The one he’s been using as a human shield lately is literally named X. Somebody called him Xevlar a couple days ago which is pretty funny.
musk got lazy and called him X, instead of his full name.
Vercel could be a great name or maybe ECMAScript-TC39 Junior
Wait. Wait, wait, wait – are you saying he actually named two of his kids literally the word “unnamed” (as opposed to the names not being publicly known)? 'Cause that’s both fucked-up and disturbingly plausible.
I want to believe 😂
Strider’s gonna have a rough childhood if any kids around him his age ever play Half Life 2.
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I’m thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.
techno
strider sounds more normal than XAE, techno
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not as bad as technomechanius, and exa dark sidareal
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Best of all (for him) is that he can run for president in the future and potentially rule for two more terms.
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It looks like he used a password generator.
That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.
Techno Mecanicus, seriously, WTF
It’s weird how one can be such an incel yet also a philanderer, but then again, the fact that some are employees suggests a bit of a power dynamic abuse. If an incel rapes someone, they’re still an “involuntary celerate”
A very rich incel.
People use the word incel to the point of irrelevance. If you’re having sex you’re not involuntarily celibate.
Folks online were calling Henry Cavill an incel a while back. If these guys were celibate it would be by choice. If you’re trying to criticize them in other ways, why not use the right words?
You could be the most vile, gross, Jabba the hut looking incel out there, but if you’re a billionaire you can have a harem of gorgeous women who will let you Fuck and imepregnate them just because they know they’ll have money and be taken care of for life. I doubt any woman actually is attracted to him, they just want to be set up for life
I think there was a lot of surrogaces and in vitro fertilizations, I think he’s still an incel.
Please stop letting him name human beings
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I actually love the name “techno mechanicus”. The others are just weird, but I find that one laugh out loud hilarious.
Omg how did I not notice that one. It was so out there that my brain didn’t even register it.
There’s a theory that they are all fake names and not their legal names, although his trans daughter I think legally changed their name so that may be on record, but most aren’t.
I chuckle every time I am reminded that he named one of his kids Sideræl. In norwegian that would be a slang for Side-junk or side-slop.
Side = side
Ræl = “junk,” “trash,” “rubbish,” or “worthless stuff.” It is an informal, somewhat dismissive term used to describe things that are of low quality, broken, or generally useless.I think it was supposed to be Sidereal, which refers to astronomical measurements based on stars rather than the sun. But he couldn’t even spell it right.
Elon can consider himself proper American now that he thinks Æ can be used as substitute for A, E, or a combination of the two. Same as you sometimes see shitheads use Ø instead of O.
To those of us who use those letters daily, it’s just jarring, as it’s a completely different letter with a different sound. It would be like writing Karspleesh and expect the spelling to carry the same pronunciation.
In Danish ae can substitute æ
Same with aa = å and o/oe = ø
True, that’s an internationally recognized translation of those letters. Partially to make it easier for the swedes who use gibberish letters instead of the superior Æ Ø Å, I’m sure you can agree.
But the opposite isn’t valid in any language. You don’t know anyone who drive across Størebæltsbrøen to get to Ødense, I hope?Størebæltsbrøen
Ødense
Gibberish. Just like Swedish.
If you say “Ødense” is written in a gibberish way, wait until you find out what’s the pronunciation of that city.
I use Å and A interchangeably, and like to put umlauts in rändöm pläces for fün.
Å/A is just as jarring. The Germans might be bothered about umlauts.
Yeah, they are actually triggering me a little bit. It just reads different.
Ẇ̶̧h̵̰̍y̵̿ͅ ̵͎͆s̵̰̈́ť̷͓ö̷̬́p̵̝̓ ̷̭̏t̴͉̀h̶̞̾è̶̘r̶̩͛é̷̲?̵̼͝
Now I’m confused and confused how to pronounce Karspleesh. In my head, I’m pronouncing it Car splee
nshIf you’re feeling adventurous, try Kérsplôøsh.
Can’t tell if these are joke names or real. Since there is that X-AE whatever name, I assume they are real …
He’s a billionaire drug abuser narcissist who wants 4chan to like him, it would almost be weirder if he was somehow a responsible parent
this dude is a mormon
also moron
and moon?
no he’s definitely not the moon
Imma be really shallow for a minute
But for a billionaire who had all his children artificially, he totally could have paid way hotter women to act like his wife and pretend that it is not about the money.
I’d think for a man that could buy almost anything, the most valuable things are what you can’t get with money.
But that assumes there’s any humanity left in that asshole
I only have one data point because I’ve only ever personally met one millionaire, and he definitely wasn’t the type for introspection.
I think he had three wives as well, none of them he was currently married to. He cheated on a second wife with his secretary who became his third fir a bit. It must be something to do with the money, at a certain point you just think you can do whatever you want and alienate everyone around you. He was certainly a prick.
he actually has a eugenics fetish, he wants to populate the earth with his children.
They all were conceived at cochella.
I’m all for dunking on elon, but you really shouldn’t have put any of the children’s pictures and especially not names in there and left them all as shadows.
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What kind of mother lets him set those names? Even without knowing who the father is they are going to get bullied at school…
The kind of mother willing to have a kid with Muskrat
One who will do whatever Musk wants for a couple million
Grimes.
I would let musket do me a few times a month for a few million. Why not? I’ve one know of one guy who’s ever been pregnant. Maybe two? Not with my plumbing. And the fucker can divorce me the next year. My wife approves if she gets to travel. All contingent on not getting murdered during the incoming concentration camp phase.
The way his daughter speaks of him makes me think he’s a psychopath. He is emotionless and dead inside, he’s a broken human.
absolute power (& wealth) corrupts absolutely
Wealth cannot be detangled from power, so yeah, this is dead on.
We can have democracy or we can have billionaires, we cannot have both
But he doesn’t even wield absolute power. The bit he does hold seems to have been enough.
Incorrect. Those that are corrupt desires and seek absolute power & wealth more than an normal person. We have a few people in history who did had absolute power & wealth and uses it to great benefit for his people.
Who in history had absolute wealth and or power and used it to great benefit for their people?
I’d like to know too, I strongly suggest this is a delusion. Although the saying is a cliché, it’s a remarkably correct statement.
Considering nearly every single one of their comments is about China and they said “his people” I think I have an idea that confirms that you’d be correct
