One does not simply “contain a duck”
SCP-5318008:
A duck.
Keter level threat.
Do not attempt to contain or approach SCP-5318008 under any circumstances.
I was there the day the strength of our fence doors failed.
It was a mess, a total bloodbath. The kids in the playground didn’t stand a chance. They were trying to crawl up the slides but it was no use. I still remember the duck waiting patiently under the monkey bars as a small boy’s feet flailed helplessly above. I can still hear the ducks slow, evenly-spaced quacks as it mocked his fate. Terrible.
Another reboot of X-Men? Again?
Legends speak of multiple ducks all across the world.
Is that duck heading up the mountain to see Edward scissorhands?
Feels like something you’d see in Duck Souls
it is like being hit by a
tduck
