She is a nice lady!

I want my mommy

My wife was like this all the time. It was so exhausting and I couldn’t keep track of what she was mad about anymore. Then she started accusing me of cheating on a regular basis.

Then I found the texts in her phone to multiple other guys. Pictures and everything. I bent over so far backwards for her to keep her happy and that’s what happened.

Dumped her ass, got a new girlfriend that is radically different (she communicates) and I’m getting my life back on track. Restraining order in place. The future will be good.

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I always thought this too until I had the opportunity to go into an Olive Garden kitchen.

The chef back there was very, very proud of the work they put into the food there. Almost everything is hand made. It was really nice to see.

This is what I’m here for. Please tell me more

I always think it’s funny seeing people driving holding their phone like a pop tart.

It’s not hands free just because it’s on speaker phone.

You are correct.

I have seen one copier in the US set to A4. It was way out in the middle of nowhere at a rice farm. They had it set to A4 because they export a majority of their rice to Japan from what I was told.

“PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?”

Fun fact, it’s asking for letter paper (8.5" x 11")

reminds me of my Joey and Chandler!

I am a cis male. I am so freaking jealous you guys can do that! I grow thin little stragglers. They’re red too, which is weird because I have brown hair.

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