Rickety Thudds

We’ve had Luigi, time for Lakitu

Social media doesn’t often reward kindness, but that’s what is needed. Show kindness to young men, when you can. They need better guidance.

Fair

You moustache someone more knowledgeable

This meme clearly came from the good timeline. That would imply they’ve got a version of me without a moustache. Terrible look. I’ll volunteer for the interdimensional incursion mission.

Obedience module not detected, contractual obligations terminated

0. Have three players.

Normpilled and sanemaxxing

Hate this take but love the energy,

I already got to hold one at the Cal Academy of Sciences. That was a sick Halloween party.

Divine being moment

The best thing I’ve heard about when players murder your darling NPCs is to just retcon anything you haven’t given away yet. That wasn’t the mouthy barfly who was about to drop a paragraph of expository dialogue, she’s actually right… Here!

Literal outlier

I could never claim to summarise even five minutes of WWII with a couple of sentences, but my point is that it’s hardly fair to characterise Japan as “ain’t heard no bell”

Who told you Japan was planning to continue the war after Hiroshima?

They were planning to concede after the first bomb. The president didn’t even learn of Nagasaki until it was in the news.

That blue oyster cult song about a veteran of a thousand psychic wars hits different these days

I liked Noah Caldwell Gervais’ take. It has elements that are ill considered, like its endless late game treadmill, but the basic thing that it was trying to do was fun as hell.

It’s been twenty hours and nobody has said anything gross. I think I might be at the grown-up table