I had my phone in a dream for the first time yesterday! I only used it to call my partner, but it was definitely there.

Everyone here is hilarious thinking they’re immune to it.

*wants to doomscroll* *does*
Of course that’s the only one that actually works

Common target h

Maybe it wasn’t intentional at first, but once they saw the effect and realized why it was happening, they definitely cranked it up to 11.

The CEOs maybe, but they then hire people who know all this psychology and absolutely know how to accomplish this.

Documentation and testing are fundamental parts of writing code.

I think this is supposed to be a trick question.

no u

G2, I’m the one of the left in my triad

You really think the trolls would pass up on this golden opportunity?

Damn, I live just up the highway from Flagstaff. Shit’s terrifying :(

So what you’re saying is to be shameless

Did you mean: Yes homo

Yes, that’s what they do. They’re scrooges.

Seems easy enough to charge all of them

Since it’s GDPR, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is a drop-in library or something that uses those dark patterns instead of LJ setting that up himself.

Sync is already the most visually and ergonomically polished by far. That’s not all that matters, but it’s very important for me and many others.

We don’t even have to link the relevant xkcds anymore

Long, simple passwords are safer than short, complex ones.

https://xkcd.com/936/