I am the liquor, Randy.

Eat em!

This is your mom and you are not my baby.

Those teddies would fit perfectly in the next Silent Hill game.

Haha. Yeah you’re like a lot of my neighbors. Fill your garage with shit you don’t need so it looks tacky as fuck and park your car in the street to make sure you’re in other people’s way.

One morning around 2014 I got up early, scrapped the ice off my windshield, ran the defrost so I could see clearly out of the window (this was not the norm for me back then) and promptly slid down a 2-3 ft hill (I’m using hill VERY loosely here) less than 200 yards from my front door into a small fence going like maybe 2 miles per hour because the apartment complex hadn’t had the parking lot salted the night before or plowed that morning. Still got to work on time though, though the body shop bill was about $350 for the repairs.

For YEARS my dream was to own a home mainly for the garage so I’d never have to scape my windshield again.

1. I didn’t know gummy bears had flavors.
2. Green Jolly Rancher gang.
3. I don’t think I’ve ever drank Fanta.
4. Yes.

Haha I’ve never seen this, have no idea where it’s from, but I love it.

For the dog.

If you can get everyone staring at screens, your actions outside of the screen are watched less.

This humors me.

Cries in 3 ligament surgeries on the same knee by the age of 27. 34 now. Finally understand Newton’s first law of motion. You can’t replace your body people. Stay active, doesn’t have to be the gym everyday, but stay active and be conscious of what you put in your body.

I agree with the sentiment of your concern as it is a shit load of info. Only part I would disagree with is that nobody explains it. Depends on your realtor of course but mid-pandemic lockdowns my realtor sat down with my wife and I and went page by page, all printed out, and explained everything. Stopped periodically to see what questions we had, and even light heartily quizzed us. He showed us where he was making money, where the bank makes money, what was likely to happen the moment we signed with the mortgage (sold to a different lender), and where our risks were.

It was a lot. And I don’t look forward to it. But in a day and age where anything can be searched online at your fingertips due diligence is expected by both parties and I felt comfortable going into the closing feeling we had covered most everything.

Old folks mostly. My mom still has a tradition (and wildly overpriced) tv package. They do use a couple of my streaming services though and really like it, my step dad just finished Breaking Bad on netflix and loved it.

My dad finally broke away few years ago and went to YouTube tv. I actually split that cost with him since it’s the simplist way to watch football and it’s the only streaming service I pay for.

The average age of my clients at work is 65-70. While I don’t survey every client, it does seem most I talk to when the conversation comes up still have traditional cable packages. They’re comfortable with it, kinda like a comfort show you watch on repeat or the nightly news they’ve been watching for 50 years, it’s part of their daily routine.

For anyone in the market for a printer: brother.