Html is a programming language.

No, and you don’t say juitar (guitar), jame (game), or jallon (gallon), either.

That, and then probably back to not allowing women to own bank accounts.

There are already attempts to make it so your name has to match your birth certificate in order to vote.

Targets both trans rights and women’s rights, simultaneously.

No, this is the rich, entitled asshole who wants to severely underpay brilliant scientific minds to take humanity to Mars.

Ratatouille 2ille: Electric Boogalooille.

Careful, if you gut push --force too much, you may get unintended output.

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It wouldn’t be until that moment I had any suspicions I was actually in hell.

⚪ It contains abusive or harmful content

⚪ It doesn’t belong in this community

🔘 I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

⚪ Other (specify)

“…there was a 24% increase in heart attacks on the Monday following the switch to daylight saving time [in 2024].”

I’d say the people in that 24% have a quite valid reason to care.

You can?

Fuck I love it here

Allow me to introduce to you the greatest connector since VGA:

£500 gets you a sit down meeting and a website design drawn in crayon on a napkin.

While we’re there, we can also talk about the cost for website development and why you shouldn’t talk to dad about websites ever again.

I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It’s just a technicality that makes for a great joke.

The last American knows it’s a markup language.

And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.

Oh no! You’re not familiar with doing whatever the fuck you want?

Reboot the whole system.

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

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