Should I put mine back in and take it out again? Mine was already out.

but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them. I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.

Same here. I’ve done this a few times, the strangest was when punched a clown. A little backstory, the clown was on a Halloween, but it was a lot like the meme where the kid punched someone jumping out of a trash can. Except I screamed, I hate clowns.

As a bald man, I’m okay with the joke. Especially if it’s something he’s sensitive about.

Actually, yes lol. There’s reason for my username.

Except you have to behave at the grocery store.

I had a pharmacy assistant get an attitude with me over the phone about my insurance, but when I arrived he seemed exceedingly polite and figured it out. Granted I’m not giant, but I’m built like a 40 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger, and midlife has left my former abs stored behind a keg 😂

There’s also the trolls who argue in bad faith and only go online to bully.

Lemmy was trolls free at first, but then the Reddit dingle berries and grammar nazi’s showed up… and all those turds deserve downvotes. I make it a personal mission to defend users here from bullying when I see it, life’s already hard enough.

I think the asteroids chances of hitting Earth were down graded, so nuclear war might be what gets us.

Don’t get me wrong AI would be an interesting scenario, but based on the fact they’re all trained on our social media makes me wonder if the AI would option to shoot itself upon realizing most of us hate existence lol.

Oh god, I didn’t even think about that. 😣

Still here 😂

The Busy World of Richard Scarry?

I nap regularly anymore and drink a lot of coffee. Now this has me questioning if I have ADHD, yet my OCD keeps me in check.

Are two 64oz mugs a day, a sign I might have ADHD? 🤔 I feel like I get nothing from it, but nice warm feeling.

Give me trams and trains. Heck, I spend easily over $100 a month on gas, so I’ll happily spend $50 on a tram/train pass.

With all the money states waste on police lawsuits, we could be paying for security salaries for trams/trains.

Thanks, appreciate the gesture, my mom apologized at least. My dad, unfortunately had another son a decade ago, so I can only hope he learned something and does a better job this time around.

All of these panels happened to me as a kid, which is likely why my dad stopped giving me any choices, my mom dressed me for church, she worked in my classrooms to “keep me in check”, and I got a cheese burger at every restaurant we went out to lol

It’s not surprising. If we learned anything from Dereck Zoolander, it’s that a lot of models can’t read.

Yup, it’s really sad because very few speak out in defense of anyone but themselves. Hell, I saw a user bully another user here and heavily imply they were mentally disabled. A few users defended the bullied user, the bully doubled down. Hours later the bullied user returned to mention they had COVID… so you might imagine the bullying let up, but the bully doubled down, yet again. Followed by more mentally disabled remarks. Looking back, appears the bully stopped using said account entirely and is likely under a new username. But it’s disappointing how few users actually said something. We have to keep this place clean from the shitty old Reddit behaviors.

Feel better, I sorta know the feeling, unfortunately. (Influenza and sinus infection) I waited 3 months to go in on the later, so coughing up phlegm like a factory lol.

I had a friend in middle school with the last name, Wakachowski. The math teachers enunciation sounded like, Where’s your house key.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKx0mNDips

Reminded me of when I drove my nephew to kindergarten and played this for him lol. Now he annoys his parents by requesting this song more often than he should. 😂