The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

Flat earth is a Psyop, there are at least a couple of true conspiracies but nobody is going to believe the crowd who also says “Hur Durr the earth is flat”, it will be automatically dismissed as the ramblings of crackpot naive morons.

Also earth flat -> therefore god

So it’s like in Scooby Doo when you remove the mask of flat earth and below is the mouth breathing religious zealot who believes in everything and has the audacity to call others sheep.

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

Scientist: we discovered this thanks to your funding

Church: Nice, now shut the fuck up, you are gonna ruin the racket.

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.

Made homemade liquor and embrace the hillbilly you have inside

I think a lot of people know, it has sort of entered pop culture, even if they haven’t seen the video.

Good read, I care

Fuck no, I need someone to insult

This is the modern version of “I was just following orders” watch out for people like this twat.

I knew I was missing something when I left Reddit, 196 endlessly gay posting, wouldn’t have discovered I was bi otherwise.

Imagine that I sell you the materials for building a house, you build the house and start living in it, I knock on your door and tell you that I’m going to start fuckin you in the ass every month, because you know, I gave you the materials.

“Breaking news” no it’s not, it’s just insane, and probably as others have pointed, an investment scam from the CEO.